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Santa Ed - Los Angeles


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Stop Sign God Bless You Santa Claus

Stop Sign God Bless You Santa Claus

I rolled down my window as she rolled down hers with a smile
I noticed your license plate as I was following you for a while

When she saw my big beard she knew what to do
She rolled down her window to say “God bless you”

“God bless you” she just said it over and over again
And as she drove away I noticed on her face was a big ol’ grin

I just smiled as I drove away from that stop sign
I hope I made her day as much as she had made mine

Being Present

Being Present

I was sitting in my workshop just the other day
Looking out the window watching the reindeer play

I was thinking about Thanksgiving and how it’s almost here
And I was thinking about the summer and earlier in the year

I was thinking about children and my list of Naughty and Nice
And I was thinking about my list and how I would check it twice

Soon I awoke from my daydream I was back in the here and now
Doing what needed doing and doing it the best that I know how

There are many things we can think about in the future and the past
But being present in the moment is the only thing that will last

By staying in the present and giving our attention to what’s at hand
We can end regret and worry and grow right where we stand

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Halloween Poem

Halloween Poem

The doorbell rang so to the door I flew
3 children in costumes all said boo
They then did a double take, Santa? Is that you?

Ho Ho Ho I gave them a nod and wink
Well you tell me, what do you think?

Oh, look girls it’s Santa Claus the mom then said
I want a new doll said the witch with a hat on her head
I don’t want candy Santa I would like toys instead

Well ladies there are still 53 days until Christmas Eve
But I will give you each one these before you leave

I gave them each a bell from the shoe of an elf
And I suggested they put them at home on a shelf
I love Santa Claus I could hear one girl say to herself

Here comes a girl dressed like the Snow Queen
Ho Ho Ho, I wish you a very Happy Halloween



Stillness shattered by a haunting thought
Wide-eyed before dawn his gut in a knot

He had hopes and dreams that he aspired to
But the coward’s way out was all that he knew

Desire burning in his heart and his mind
Chilling thoughts dart as his molars grind

Standing at the crossroads of darkness and light
Two futures appear one dark and one bright

Bright requires courage to be all you can be
Darkness requires nothing but games and TV

Small steps at first he moved into the light
And he now sleeps soundly all through the night

Hearing the Call

Hearing the Call

The magic of Santa Claus is one of the most amazing and heartwarming, hope inspiring mysteries of all time.

The beliefs and energy and love of more than 2 billion people around the world connect via a mystical sleigh ride and the common desire to express love without taking personal credit or incurring any obligation on behalf of the recipient.

2 billion spirits become one… Santa Claus

This is my little poem about that magic.

I call it:

Hearing the Call

Santa Claus wears many hats
And sometimes he wears none at all

Sometimes Santa’s beard is long and white
And sometimes he has no beard at all

Sometimes Santa is tall and wide
And sometimes he’s short and small

Sometimes Santa is a jolly old man
And sometimes he’s not a man at all

Santa Claus appears in many forms
A symbol of love, joy and peace for all

In your DNA you have a Santa gene
And it activates when you hear the call

You see the magic of Santa
Isn’t really Santa Claus at all

It’s all the people who awaken
When they hear the call

They express pure love
Through the things that they do and say

And rather than giving to obligate
“This is from Santa Claus” is what they say

The Trail

The Trail

12 hours in the saddle and 8 in the sack
Then 11 more on the trail making my way back

From well before sun-up till well after dark
I rode long and hard without leaving a mark

Lush pastures fed my very heart and soul
Mountains and deserts took their toll

I planted many seeds all along my way
And they feed and haunt me now today

Why is it that I ride so hard and so long?
And why do I write these words for a song?
Why do I do all the things that I do?

For me it’s about to thine own self being true
Why is it that you do the things that you do?

Nothing is Owed

Nothing is Owed

Emerging orange separates earth and sky
What sense is made of the who, what, when and why?
Wandering a mental maze as the miles whizz by

Highway mesmerized; a much lighter load
Contented; accepting that nothing is owed

Beaming smiles, a beacon of fun
Feeling content, in a job well done
Connected with Father and Son

Nurturing the good in new seeds sowed
Shining a light on how nothing is owed

Spreading light, dreaming dreams
Darkness vanquished in high beams
While joy is spread in social memes

Weed your garden, your lawn well mowed
Put fairy tales aside, know a toad is a toad

The journey ends, I’m where I should be
Catching up with the Mrs and her with me
With our eyes closed there’s so much that we see

Relax, breathe, disperse your load
Fulfilled by the giving, nothing is owed



Shopkins! Shopkins! We want Shopkins for Christmas
We’ve been good Santa, we’re on the Nice List I promise

Lippy is my favorite, or maybe it’s Toasty, or Miss Mushy-Moo
And I love Cheeky and Cupcake Queen but any Shopkin will do

The girls spotted me walking through the door
As they and their mom were walking out of a Target store

We exchanged smiles and I walked on in
And couple of minutes later I spotted them again

Seems that mom and the girls just couldn’t resist
They wanted to tell ol’ Santa what was on their Christmas List

Shopkins! That is what these young girls said
I wonder what they’d think of Lana Banana Bread

How Do You Cover Your Sneeze

How Do You Cover Your Sneeze

No one likes to get sick, not me, you, or anyone
So follow these tips to stay healthy and have some fun

Do you know where we should cough or sneeze? Atchoo!
We should do it in our elbow and there’s something else too

Our mouth has germs that fly out when we sneeze
So we trap them in our elbow so they don’t fly in the breeze

Washing our hands with soap also helps us to not get sick
Or we can use sanitizing wipes to kill germs really quick

Don’t put your fingers or pencils in your mouth or your nose
And if your nose gets runny use a tissue, then in the trash it goes

These are some very good tips to stay healthy and to be nice
What list do you think your name will be on, when I check it… twice

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